{"product_id":"neighborhood-watch-have-a-nice-day-vinyl-decal","title":"Neighborhood Watch 'Have a Nice Day' Vinyl Decal","description":"A cheeky, weatherproof vinyl decal featuring the neighborhood watch guy and his deadpan “have a nice day” line. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, toolbox, or car window to add a slice of suburban surveillance humor to your everyday gear. The satin finish tones down glare while letting the colors pop. It ages gracefully outdoors — rain, sun, and scratches won’t make it fizzle for up to three years. Peel-and-apply removable adhesive lets you reposition without sticky residue, and the 1\/8\" white kiss-cut border gives a clean, framed look. Whether it’s slipped onto a cooler for a cabin weekend or stuck to a journal that keeps city walks documented, this decal brings wry, observational energy to the small moments that build a routine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Satin finish reduces glare while keeping colors vivid\u003cbr\u003e- Durable: water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant for up to 3 years\u003cbr\u003e- Removable adhesive peels off cleanly without residue\u003cbr\u003e- 1\/8\" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border for a neat edge\u003cbr\u003e- Available in four sizes; assembled in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.\t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":52276703199515,"sku":"49422275067576621408","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9254\/0443\/files\/5901420470228748439_2048.jpg?v=1780236869","url":"https:\/\/cryptidiocy.com\/products\/neighborhood-watch-have-a-nice-day-vinyl-decal","provider":"Cryptidiocy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}